hobbitts:

not stoned, just slightly pebbled

(via shantrinas)

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petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

(Source: petewanks, via snkrheadjay)

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Y’all Just really don’t fuck with me huh?

Imma take the hint

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I’m feeling very bratty right now.

And I know it’s because I need to get laid. And that guy wasn’t at work today. And shit even if he was I wouldn’t know where to begin because I rarely make the first move.. Like how do I throw the pussy at him without changing the way he looks at me…? I got nothin

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wh0isnerd:

reallymang:

wh0isnerd:

reallymang:

I get more excited at the idea of sex itself rather than the actual act

And I wonder what that says about me

That you got Liteskint tendencies

Elaborate.

That you could possibly be more attracted to the idea of sex more than the actual act is because when we are imagining sex: it’s out control. It’s all at our disposal and our fantasy. Meaning control every aspect. The location, the person, the positions, the intensity, the feelings,orgasms etc- it’s all to our discretion and happens when we say. That’s why it’s YOUR fantasy, because your in control. You know what you like, you know what makes you wet, what makes you cum, what makes you Creme, what makes your legs weak. All of that.
With a partner however. It’s only but so much that they can know without you telling them. The actual, partnership of sex is different because it’s spontaneous, it’s kind of like a sensual poker game- you want your partner to know what your thinking without saying it, and because that so rarely happens your less likely to get that mind blowing fuck like how you imagined it yourself

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Q: can i send you nudes?

sure… cant promise I’ll like em


asked by Anonymous
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Ctfu! I’m not crazy though

Ctfu! I’m not crazy though

lowellicious:

when skinny girls hear the end of Anaconda

vine by chrischris

(via eurotrottest)

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theamazingindi:

extendedburning:

godtxt:

please do not let ferguson die out like everything else big does. do not let this die out. do not let this continue on for three days and then everyone forget about it. do not let this happen.

queue this post up 3 days from now, a week from now, a month from now, a month from then. make sure even if you forget your blog will remember.

the fact i’m seeing reblogs slow down despite the fact there is still news breaking is concerning

(Source: angel-scum, via shesalittlecraycray)

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humorandtitties:

Celeb leaked nudes pt. 2

1 & 2.) Victoria Justice (She claimed them as fake.

3.) Kate Upton

4 & 5.) McKayla Maroney

6 & 7.) Selena Gomez

8, 9 & 10.) Ariana Grande (Claimed as fake also)

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celebritynudesxx:

Victoria Justice Nude Cell Phone Pics Leaked

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katmeowkenna:

marxvx:

if i as a retail worker have to work with a dozen cameras pointed at me to deter me from stealing $10, cops should have to work with a camera pointed at them to deter them from arbitrarily maiming and killing people

This.

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